Let me see

[FlatLiner]

Let me see if i got this right!!!

If you cross the north korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

If you cross the iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the saudi arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the venezuelan borderillegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the u.k. Border illegally you get

1 - a job,
2 - a drivers license,
3 - social security card,
4 - welfare,
5 - food stamps,
6 - credit cards,
7 - subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
8 - free education,
9 - free health care,
10 - a lobbyist in parliament
11 - billions of pounds worth of public documents printed in your language
12 - and the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect


i just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation.

[Slicer]

You forgot one thing mate, you have the right to complain about English people wearing any type of English flag on a tshirt or hat or whatever in london pubs while the footy is on.
(yes itis banned in london now)

[Slicer]

and you also forgot idf they have part of there family living to far away from them they get given money to buy a car!

[Trooper]

so when you coming back as an illegal immatwat then flatty/....lolololol

[lainylou]

lmao trooper

[FlatLiner]

When i spend all my money LMAO

[FlatLiner]

You forgot one thing mate, you have the right to complain about English people wearing any type of English flag on a tshirt or hat or whatever in london pubs while the footy is on.
(yes itis banned in london now)

England flag police crackdown rumour 'nonsense'

Rumours of a ban on England flags and shirts have been circulating

A police force has described Facebook rumours of a pub ban on England flags during the World Cup as "nonsense".
The force also moved to quash an "urban myth" claiming pub landlords had been asked not to serve anyone wearing England football shirts.
The rumours started after the Metropolitan Police issued advice to pubs in Croydon suggesting "dress code restrictions - eg, no football shirts".
The advice sparked newspaper stories, and Facebook protest groups.

It is nonsense. Police officers are football fans too Insp Howard Lewis-Jones

Insp Howard Lewis-Jones, of West Midlands Police, said there had been no directive stating that pubs should not bear flags.
He said: "It is nonsense. Police officers are football fans too and patriotism should be an important part of enjoying the tournament in a fun and friendly atmosphere as long as people are sensible."
The Metropolitan Police says the advice, issued in March, was never meant to be seen as a ban on England flags or shirts.
A spokesman said: "This letter contains a series of suggestions to make pubs safer for everyone.
"However, licensees are not obliged to follow our advice and there is no policy to stop the wearing of England shirts."

[Slicer]

yeah thats where a freind was told couldnt wear a england top, in pub in croydon

[lainylou]

yeah thats where a freind was told couldnt wear a england top, in pub in croydon

so wrong

[Slicer]

yup