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Murphy calls in to see his best mate paddy, who broke his leg. Paddy says "can you nip upstairs and get my slippers for me?" Murphy runs upstairs and...
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which...
Ever go to a party and feel like you dont fit in?.......
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack...
Why men should NOT wear strings!!
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for...
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Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up....
The dutch and english secret sevices have issued out a warning for a new sort of suicide bombing. Its called a booby-trap and rumour has it that some...
It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh s**t, it's Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his...
This is what you call a hot chick!! :wacko::yes::biglaugh:
TOM TOM have recalled all the in car sat nav range as England cannot be found in Europe. :arghh::arghh:
England football team are to change the badge of the Three Lions on their shirts. They will be replaced by Three Tampons. This is to represent the...
from the Sketch Show a few years back, never fails to make me piss myself. anyone remember it ?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NkxI7_Z1VA
NATAL CURRY CONTEST If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take...
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