Forum: Jokes & Photo jokes

the darwin awards are named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by...

Teacher asks her class, "What is the animal depicted on a weather vane?" Little Johnny, the infamous troublemaker, says, "I know, teacher, I know."...

The C.O.'s Morning Briefing: The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff...

Joe pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Kevin where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day...

I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them. This blonde and her boyfriend were...

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATHS (Part 1) A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be...

Lady in labour,shouting the usual sh*t `Get this out of me!' gimme the drugs! she turns to her boyfriend and says `you did this you fooker! he...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman =...

Dear Mum & Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our...

An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby...

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and...