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The best thing about having diarrhea is you can shit in the shower as well.

paddy n murphy are walking through the jungle when they come across a river. Paddy see a mans head in a crocodiles mouth and says to murphy "...

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing...

THE WEDDING NIGHT Paul and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon. So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house for their first night...

IDIOT SIGHTING #1 My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the blonde waiter a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so...

Man Flu - The Facts... 1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*. *(Based on a survey of over...

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there...

Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night, trying to impress each other with how tough they are. The first...

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...

An elderly couple went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual...

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves...

Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk. Please help me!" The...

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he...

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present...