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A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. ...
If Northumbria Police haven't found Raoul Moat By Saturday, they are doubling the reward from 10k to 20k.It's a Raoul-over.
A man has been found in a River this morning wearing a england shirt,womens knickers,fishnet stockings,suspenders ,a blow up doll on the end of his...
Lmao
What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping...
OWNED!!!! serves him right
What goes SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP...SLAP! Steven Hawkings Doing the 110m Hurdles! P.S If i have affended you in Any Way... Sorry. (i found...
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking...
Rob green thought his hands were toast this morning so he buttered them....
DO YOU KNOW THE FRONT FROM THE BACK OF A TREE? A MAORI FELLA FROM TE KUITI DECIDES TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND TO SEE...
1. Guy goes into sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Assistant asks him whether he wants a Christian one or a Muslim one. Customer asks what's...
A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco's supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in...
A man picks up a woman from a pub, takes her back to his place and ends up in bed .. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just...
Bet you never thought of this... New Treatment For Sunburn - A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn,...
Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker.
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