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Fatherted
19-04-2009, 11:01 AM
Ear Infection



This is so true! They always ask at the

doctor's office why you are there, and you have to

answer in front of others what's wrong and

sometimes it is embarrassing..

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's

Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong

with you in a room full of other patients. I know

most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this

old guy handled it.



A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded

waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are

you seeing the Doctor for today?'



There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.



The receptionist became irritated and said,

'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and

say things like that. '



'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I

told you,' he said.



The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've

caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.

Y ou should have said there is something wrong with your

ear or something and discussed the problem further

with the Doctor in private.



The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers,

if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited

several minutes, and then re-entered..



The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'



'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.



The Receptionist nodded approvingly and

smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is

wrong with your ear, Sir?'



'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.



The waiting room erupted in laughter..

lainylou
19-04-2009, 11:27 AM
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

J0K3R
19-04-2009, 12:46 PM
Now THAT was funny! Proper burst out laughing :)

Steelmonkey
19-04-2009, 01:20 PM
pmsl spot on

Trooper
19-04-2009, 01:28 PM
fpmsl:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

SickNote
19-04-2009, 02:21 PM
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh: nice one

Wisey
19-04-2009, 03:01 PM
nice:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

Metallica
19-04-2009, 09:13 PM
LOL